Kids say the darnest things

Jacob is to funny. He comes up with some dozes. A while back I could hear him jumping on his bed and I yelled to him to stop and he asked, "Mom how did you know I was doing that". I said because I have eyes in the back of my head that I always know what you are doing. So now he's always asking me what I see behind me with my eyes. Then last he had a flash light and was shining the light on the back of my head and asked if I could see now with my eyes.

One time we were leaving the denist office and there was this guy that had hair on is back coming out of his shirt........so Josie and I were talking about it in the car....he asked me if he could get like that. I said no but maybe on his chest. And he sat there for a minute and looked at me and said real serious " OH, and hairy balls." All I could do was laugh.

He always asks about the differince between girls and boys. He asked how come I don't have boy parts like him. I said it's because girls have different than boys. And he looks at me and says, "Well how do you pee then? OUT of your butt?"

I just can't help but laugh at him. Kids are something.